I've loved everything about you that hurt so let me see your moves, let me see your moves, lips pressed close to mine, true blue, but the prince of any failing empire knows that everybody wants to drive on through the night if it's a drive back home things aren't the same anymore, some nights, they get so bad you almost pick up the phone Trade baby blues for wide eyed browns, I sleep with your old shirts and walk through this house in your shoes, you know, it's strange, it's a strange way of saying that I know I'm supposed to love you, I'm supposed to love you I've already given up on myself twice, third time is the charm, third time is the charm, threw caution to the wind, but I've got lousy arm and I've traced your shadows on the wall, now I kiss them ahenever I'm down, whenever I'm down Figured on not figuring myself out Born under a bad sign, you saved my life that night on the roof of your hotel "Cross my heart and hope to die, splintered from the headboard in my eye", photo-proofed kisses I remembered so well Trade baby blues for wide eyed browns, I sleep with your old Shirts and walk through this house in your shoes, you know, it's strange, it's a strange way of saying that I know I'm supposed to love you, I'm supposed to love you... Now press repeat

Documentaries and Youtubes:

These are my all-time favorite videos!!!

Helvetica

Watch Helvetica

This is one of those documentaries that's on something so impossibly niche, but once you watch it you're never going to see the world the same way again. Like yeah, helvetica is fucking everywhere. This is also just generally a very fun website to poke around on for free documentaries!

2007, 1 hour 21 min

What, why, and how Second Empire houses became haunted icons

I absolutely love everything that Kendra Gaylord makes and she absolutely desrves to have like a million subscribers! This is a great video to help you recognize Second Empire homes and a bit of their history but she is also just so hilarious and fun. I will never not point out a mansard roof now.

2021, 8 min

Tread

Watch Tread

This is one that is just such an absurdly weird story that I couldn't believe I had never heard of it before I watched this documentary. Like this guy literally just built a tank and destroyed an entire town with it???

2020, 1 hour 28 min

Disney's FastPass: A Complicated History

It should actually be illegal to write an autistic ass video essay list without including at least one Defunctland contribution, and this is the motherfucking blueprint. A story about waiting in lines for a roller coaster, and the real roller coaster was the video all along.

2021, 1 hour 42 min

TikTok's Most Unlikely Superstar

I really love Kurtis Conner overall, but this video in particular is just a general antidote to irony poisoning.

2023, 34 min